(6) Fr. Antonio Banderass is Back in the Limelight

I know you have missed me but are ashamed to say it because you are not supposed to be thinking about a buxom 50thyish matron very devoid Catholic and  living near the death place of Mother Margarita Ann Seaton in Emmitsburg MD which stands for Maryland but I have been the only one who has been keeping up with Fr. Antonio who was sent to the West Coast for a few years to cool his heels and take care of the University of Sacramentales that died a happy death, RIP. But Father has resurfaced as on the bored for the Reformation of Constitutions set up by Cardinal Allesio De Polis and nobody better than our ruthless leader to do the job based on his numerous years at the helm of recruiting and fundrasing on the Americano frente -excuse my Spanish but I am taking it at the local Salvation Army Church -with a special dispensation from the Holy Father just like Fr. Maciel had but not for the same reasons. Must run the weather is great for hanging out the clean laundry

(5) Where is Fr. Anthony?

 i know I am a little behind the bend with this tropic but I also know that my lectors are always interested in news from Holy Rosary Drive in Emmitsburg, MD, close to the seat of Saint Mary Ann Seaton foundress -pero de las buenas! -get away from my computer, Romeo!, with your Spanish learned from the day laborers and fellow pertestors -note my Maryland accent- in Lafayette Square in front of the Whitewashed House where the president is being besieged by republicans -did you know that is what pub owners are called in a certain counrty? and sinners well I am getting off coarse here but getting back to the theme of this interview with Diana Sawyers and Huckleberry Finn Father A is back in the limelight after being out in the dark for some time either on the West Coaster or on some other Special Mission from Nuestro Padre but the good news is he is back among the living, vivito y coleando, as my housekeeper, Maria, says.

Sales taking off

Dear Readers and Digesters,
i am overjoyed by the interest shown by my admirers -and me a mature matron of firm....convictions regarding all that entails the Roman Catholic Church and especially the Ultra Orthodox Legion of Crisis which was what attracted me to them and them to me at the beginning as i wanted solid foundations in the faith for me and my boys surrounded by so many temptations from the right and from the left from above and below and in between because of the liberal element which was and is still destroying the church, the pope and the catholic priesthood and letting baby killers take over our country while pastors and shepherds neglect the flock of sheep who fill the pews on a weekly basis not knowing their left hand from their right and who came first Abraham, David or Jesus...