Dear
Fans,
You
will have been raking your brains over the past several moons because of my
ausencia as they say in the language of Cervantes but now I am in a position to
explain everything to your satisfaction the hiatus is all due to a herniatus in
my left groin which suddenly appeared out of the blue one morning as I was
practicing my Pontius Pilatus and up popped the weasel which scared the
daylights out of this honorable widow who has not known man as the Bible says
since the death of my dearly beloved Jose so it was certainly not a little
snapper that was saying good morning to me.
I
put myself in the hands of a female sturgeon because of my female condition not
wanting to be touched by impure hands and involved in me too and I am glad I
chose a medcine please note French word with impeccable credentials from the
Sorbonne and from NIH near Washington DC home of the Grabber of Delicate Parts and she was able to pronounce a dial-knosis of free-mural hernia if you don’t mind which
is important for women to know as it is inherent in our gender not to use the
word hembra but as I was saying this was a femoral Herr-knee-ah and the
position is different from the masculine gender to avoid the Spanish word varoom.
But anyway it was a success and I am back in the saddle again without any
discomfort and ready to hit the trail again with the posse.
Please excuse the explicit sexual constant in the above post.
Please excuse the explicit sexual constant in the above post.
!Hasta la vista babies!
