Who is Bene Factres?

Mrs. Malaprop meets Fr. Maciel in this very punny page for the Enlightened English speaker with a good command of Mexican and Legion/Regnum Christi life

Saturday, July 30, 2011

My Facelift




I have decided at this stage of my life to have a facelift in order to display more precisely the facade of the book my son has postumously dedicated to me and which is now available at Amazon dot com and the NY Times Best Seller list for immoral literature because it features prominent clergy of the still in my mind Glorious Legion of Crisis

Speling has been corected and everything is in ship shape as the cover shows:

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Mrs. Malaprop meets Mexican Mole

Legion of Crisis Bene Factress

Fictional Internet Postings
by
Romulo Romeo Lynch Solano
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In order to understand my surname you would have to do some historical research and that should not be easy as I am sure you are a consummated cultural eager beaver and can delve into the depths of Latin American dictatorships over the last several hundred years starting from the Conquista on down to "nuestro dias" in certain countries I will not mention like Venezuela etc.

Tu Amiga de Ultrabumba,
Bene la Hechora

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Fr Anthony Re Surfaces!

finally and i am behind the news father anthony did refurbish and this was in conjunction with the sprint equinox when there was mention again of the Commission to Reform the Constititution....a constitutional amendment it is called and i dedicate this to one of my  closest friends -a man shall we say even though this is a totally platonistic relationship because after my husbands untimely death i have vowed myself to celibassy -that was one of the reasons i wanted fr as my spiritual director because of his holiness in this area and because i thought i would be able to joine the Regnum Christi "2nd degree" not sure which matriz that is spanish for nuance whereby in could live a consecrated life in the Movimiento even when i was out in the world and not living in community with my sisters if you see what i mean. But anyway Fr A is alive and kicking and will be on boreds and consulting -instead of solliciting for donations like he used to and fishing for vocations- and i am glad that a man of his excaliber is not lying in the backwaters of legion swamps down in Quintana Roo jungles and he is back in the land of the living in the land of Tir Na nOg that is gealic father's native lengua forgive my command of Spanish taking over the conversation but i must show off since i began taking my on line classes from the Oak Academy in Ireland i must off to feed Romeo who is back from Lafayette Square in downtown DC

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Legionaries are not being nice to Apostolic Delegate



1] Notice Fr. Maciel dancing the bachiata with his Holiness 'for the Kingdom of Christ';

2] Legionaries with proper clerical collars processing in a procession

According to newsources
recently in contact with
the Vatican and revealed to
this blogger in a sacred con-sis-tory
[refers to only sisters being allowed to prepare the meals for the cardinals]

it has been recently reported that Archbishop De Paulis lost his patience with some Legionaries who are not willing to move forward with their lives their vocation the Legion charisma and the three commissions which are being set up to solve all the problems of the congregation [in this case the word refers to an order and not to the congregation of faithful as in the case of the people in the pews and so referred to by our separated brethren whose churches may contain a splinter of truth of the true church which is the Roman] where the priests wear the Roman collar in the perfect rendition of which fashion you will always see the Legionary priests -carefully study above images with a magnifying glass if you have one handy otherwise buy it and charge it to your christian education- they are an example of how to wear the collar with just the right size separation of the black elements leaving a nice small white slit to show through you will notice that non catholics and other mininsters that purport themselves to be priests will often have the space too wide and thus are in contravention to the norms laid down by Nuestro Padre in the Reglas de Urbanidad y Libro de Normas y Avisos and in the 20 odd volumes of his own handwritten for the most part Letter of Nuestro Padre which at one time were valued at over One Million Dollars by the Legion and rightly so because they contained such pearls of Wisdom from the Founder who was proclaimed by Pope JP II -we love you!- as an "efficacious guide to youth" and faithfully rendered in books published by the prestigious CIF sold by the Legion to initiated persons who would understand the depths of Nuestro Padre's spirituality...The proper fashion of clerical collar Spanish clergyman is taught, styled and modeled at the Mater Ecclesiae College in Rome run by the Legionaries.