Who is Bene Factres?

Mrs. Malaprop meets Fr. Maciel in this very punny page for the Enlightened English speaker with a good command of Mexican and Legion/Regnum Christi life

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Bene Greets Fr. Bunyon

Dear Friends in general and in particular Fr. Anthony Mammon who has now been retired to a backwater rub on either the west coast or the east coast wondering where my favorite Legionary can be during these hazardous days for the Legion and the superiors who are facing the Holy Inquisition under the pontificate of Benedict XVI -our names are almost the same as mine is short of Benedicta from the Latin for final blessing after Mass if you can still remember the Latin and or may be a supporter of the Bizantine Tridentine Missa in lingo latino from the First Vatican Council way back in day of 1870 if my memory serves me rightly but no I think I am wrong because the Tridentine comes from the Kind of Gum sold at Safeway and which contains no sugar and as I follow my flow of consciente it comes to me that the Tridentine Mass comes from the Council of Trent -where the phrase "trent coat" which English detectives always wear at least on Masterpiece Theatre comes from -see English spelling but I am getting my gum mixed up with my Church History the Council of Trent held centuries ago to stop the advance of Portestantism in Europe -this was before the European Common Market Economy

On a separate note, a totally different individual, Fr. Bannon, LC.,s still working hard on vocations where he continues his selfless apostolate for the wellbeing of the Universal Church, without trying to siphon off the best looking guys for the Legion.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Public Awaiting with Baited and Breathless Breath the Publication


of my former soirees into the niceties of the English and Spanish language for adults over the age of 18 or therabouts because of the philosophical and philological nuances of my delicacies but soon it will be here fresh off the oven press to sate your thirst and hunger for justice truth beauty and goodness gracious me. For my part I am jumping at the bit and biting at the jump as i stand in my traces before this Grand National of a publication ready to shatter all the records for booksales in annals of animals and humans Seabiscuit included as this farce will take the biscuit.
Please brush up on your Spanish more than 101, your Irish English Spanish and Mexican sayings so you can fully enjoy the benefits of my scorching mind and loquacious tongue!!!!!!!!!!