Who is Bene Factres?

Mrs. Malaprop meets Fr. Maciel in this very punny page for the Enlightened English speaker with a good command of Mexican and Legion/Regnum Christi life

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Bene relieved to know it was all Fr Maciel's fault


The Pedo-Phile Marcial Maciel Degollando


Bene was very happy to relieve herself after learning from the recent communicado in sacris that Fr. Maciel, Nuestor Padre, Mon Pere, Superior General ad vitam, Spiritual Director ad mortem was the soul culprit for all the evils levelled at the Legion and its Regnum Christi New Religious Movement and the latter are completely Innocent and Without Sin as the prophet Isaiah said somewhere because he did say a lot of things when he was inspired like Fr Maciel was when he wrote the constipations of the Legion when he was evidently inspired by the Holy Spirit and given a Charisma between boy and boy and one morphine shot and another...I will leave the rest to your imagination

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Filthy Media attempt to Smear Pope with German excrement

Pope JP II courted by Fr. Maciel while alter boys smirk in the background. This photo is not the smear campaign referred to below


Because I have been so busy building a new church for the missionaries of Jesus of the Immaculate Heart of Mary Immaculate Saint Therese of Lise-aux and Saint John Vivianne this blog has been neglected and fallen into disrepute as you have probably noticed. Tonight I am here to set the record straight in this regard and draw your attention to the scurrilous and sacrilegious action of certain media that want to tar the Holy Father with the feathers of scandal so aptly described by that nummerary of catholic thought (control) Fr New House may he rest in one peace who was as is well known a stanchion defender of Fr. Maciel the " pedo -a very bad word in Spanish I am told by my handlers-  file" priest. As I was saying we are now learning that also German priests had been violating miners and that is now being brought to our attention as vigilante Christians that this was not just an American Continent - or rather incontinent - problem and the ever scandal mongering Medea has been saying that His Holiness did not do enough to clean out the filth he talked about before becoming pope when he was archduke of Munich in Germany and that he had swept it under the carpet at his episcopalian palace in the Bavarian Alps where he ha been appointed by his soon to be canonized forerunner John Paul II I love you. It is all-edged that he too did not take the proper measures of the pedophiliac priest who defiled choir boys for years and transferred him to a convent of the German Shepherds order. The Medea do not seem to have their information clear and have launched a smear campaign against the Pope without having their ducks in a row and so I personally hope they will be shown up soon for their poor reporting and rabble rousing and that any American outlets that feature this suedo item are clearly trying to bridge the gap between El  Presidente's healthy reform and the Boston Tea Parties launched by the opposition clearly a way of muddying the waters (of Boston Harbor here I am sharing an historical discursus with you in an effort to educate the public whose SOL scores have been gradually sinking to great depths of unanimity) I will stop here as I do not want to stretch or mix my metaphors and bewilder the reader with my mental dexterity.

Dedicated to my follower and special friend brother in arms who has encouraged me to publish the collection of these sermons along the lines of the great English preacher another New but not House who is on the way to sainthood for his Plain Parish Sermons