Thanksgiving from Bene Factress

A picture of me- in the middle- with my my Swiss front-runners and a couple of American Tourists.

I want to to take this belated opportunity to wish all a Happy Thanksgiving 2010, a Advantagious Advent and Christfilled Christmas as I take a break from my numerous activities. My son Remus is still in Iraq or Iran, I cant remember which, and doing his bit for God and country, withou or without gratitude and recognition from the US government and the generalized public which has lost a lot of its original interest, vehemence and animosity with which we were led into battle by our fearsome leaders who started off on the Wild Bin Laden Goosechase which has proved fruitless up to this moment and thousands of people have been killed maybe only in the Light of Eternity and God can we fathom the depths of these grave events leading to some many graves and so many lives aborted and mutilated physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually, suicidally and homicidally as I say Only God Knows what to make of this terrible muddle we got ourselves into which seems to have no end and for which American political parties will blame each other until the end of time. Romeo has given up on his protests in  front of the White House and it is not because there is a Black man in there no it is because they have put up all these barriers and no safe havens for those who want to express their opposition to recklessness endangerment of human lives nor is the American public interested in hearing about the fate of foreigners in the Middle East unless they are Jews or Palestinians...and even that is pretty weak...

How Fr. Maciel Made a Baby!

thank you very much for visiting this hollowed place one more time again and clean snippets of indispensible informatica that can be life saving and salvivick -influenced by my command of the Cervantes Spanglish and by my Biblical History of Salvation Studies at Mother Angelica's station with Fr Rollo but today i would like to drag your attention to a couple of scurrillillous comments made on another blog regarding how Fr Maciel created the babies that came his way Providentially by the power of the Holy Spirit. I refer them untarnished for your purusal and for you to vent you holy indignation at the writers who are hiding behind a veil of enmity as they launch their barbaras at this innocent soul: [please try to distinguish the real reasons from the falsetto ones]

"He had one too much" -a female one

"He carried a plate in his head
He had a plate in his brain
He was Jekyll and Hyde
The Devil made him do it
He had too much love
He was against in vitro fertilization
He was against condoms and artificial birthcontrol
His generativity was too strong [see C. Jung's stages of development) "
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"Stories I heard: MM had a brain injury MM had a multiple personality disorder MM was taken advantage of while unconscious in the hospital Where grace abounds (MM was so full of grace) sin abounds more (satan attacked MM more than anyone else precisely because he was so holy) "

By Anonymous on How Fr. Maciel Made a Baby at 9:21 AM

Latest Down & Dirty from Bene

forgive the self portrait

hello to all my numerous followers of this blog who take time out from their busy schedules and hacneyed phrases to read my important and transcendental massages from my cubby hole in the secret space of One Flew Over the Cuckholds Nest as the Vatican continues to investigates the shambolic situation of my alma mater THE LEGION OF MACIEL AND REGNUM RICE CRISPIES the object of my devotion and almsgiving during many years as my sons took up their opposite causes in the chaos caused by a certain person i cannot name for fear of repatriation being bludgeoned to a Pulp Fiction by those who have branded me a bad American for calling a spade a spade and a major cop up that caused thousands of deaths in countries that begin with the letters A and I; our noble soldiers risking life and limb and all for what? "All for Hecuba" as Hamlet laments but I better get off my Soap Opera for fear the hatemongers in the name of God and [self] righteousness come after me with their baseball bats, hunting rifles and knives and their hoods in both senses of the word

Carta de Nuestro Padre llega al miembro de un Regnum Christi/ Nuestro Padre Letter in Spanish

The ever paternal sollicitation of Fr. Maciel

Dear Queridos and Queridas,

A veteran Regnum Christi member working on his Counseling Studies at Mater Miserias Training Center in Road Island Female Seminary is overjoyed to have received a letter from Nuestro Padre himself on the occasion of his passing NBCC exam. I feel so privileged to be part of this privileged information... Let me give you my two sense of the repercussions....

Un antiguo Regnum Christi nos informa que ha recibido una Carta de Nuestro Padre con ocasion de haber pasado del exam NBCC para psicoteraputos(!). ...

It is well known that sometimes Fr. Maciel would write letters after they were due or before they were due so we are still trying to figure out how this came to be. It could ultimately contribute to his canonization as Fr. Jonathan Walsh tells us from an undisclosed location in Mexico where he continues to guide misguided Mexican mommas having marriage troubles with the drug cartels and kidnapping...

Se sabe que el Padre Maciel a veces enviaba cartas antes de la fecha y otras veces despues de la fecha pero no sabemos como ha hecho para mandar esta carta de ultratumba...Podria tratarse de un milagro...

Statue of Limitations to be Removed for Pedophiliacs

According to a reporter at the NCRonline the English terriers and Welsh border collies bishops have requested that the Vaticano repeel the statue of limitations for pedofile attacks against children, minors and those under 18 as of their date of birth.

Deaconesses ordained for Legion of Christ

 Fr. Maciel does the Texas Two-Step with Pope JP II

The recent ordinations of Legion deaconesses has filled my heart with joy and my spirit excultics in God my Salvation Army I must say there are some very beautiful boys there -thank God Fr. Maciel the sexual predatorious is dead and gone before he got his claws into this new batch of hemophebophiles although I dare say some of them are pushing thirty or forty because of the gruel- ling training regime they have been subjected and objectified to on their way to the Big Step of sellybossy they have taken One Step at a Time is what they tell me at AA and I am sure these middle aged youth are fully aware of this during the final days up to ordination as Legion priest hoods.
Stay tuned for further updates as they make their way to the altar of sacrifice

Bene Greets Fr. Bunyon

Dear Friends in general and in particular Fr. Anthony Mammon who has now been retired to a backwater rub on either the west coast or the east coast wondering where my favorite Legionary can be during these hazardous days for the Legion and the superiors who are facing the Holy Inquisition under the pontificate of Benedict XVI -our names are almost the same as mine is short of Benedicta from the Latin for final blessing after Mass if you can still remember the Latin and or may be a supporter of the Bizantine Tridentine Missa in lingo latino from the First Vatican Council way back in day of 1870 if my memory serves me rightly but no I think I am wrong because the Tridentine comes from the Kind of Gum sold at Safeway and which contains no sugar and as I follow my flow of consciente it comes to me that the Tridentine Mass comes from the Council of Trent -where the phrase "trent coat" which English detectives always wear at least on Masterpiece Theatre comes from -see English spelling but I am getting my gum mixed up with my Church History the Council of Trent held centuries ago to stop the advance of Portestantism in Europe -this was before the European Common Market Economy

On a separate note, a totally different individual, Fr. Bannon, LC.,s still working hard on vocations where he continues his selfless apostolate for the wellbeing of the Universal Church, without trying to siphon off the best looking guys for the Legion.