BENE FACTRESS OF THE LEGION OF CHRISIS EX-POUNDS (she is losing weight!) On the Mystery of the Incarnation in the life of Fr. Marcial Maciel Degollado

                                       

BENE FACTRESS OF THE LEGION OF CRISIS EX-POUNDS (she is losing weight!)

On the Mystery of the Incarnation in the life of Fr. Marcial Maciel Degollado (his mother) Charismatic Leader of said Legion of Christ (dis)Order and the Reno Christie’s Movement

15 Holy Rosary Drive, Emmitsburg, Maryland, USA

January 1, 2015

(Urbi et Orbi Press pre-release of world-changing document)

Hello, Bene Factress Followers,

I know you all have been waiting with baited breath for this my latest salvo to celebrate the Incardination of Our Savior a deep theological mystery that not even Pope Francis understands because it is a “Mystery of Faith” Mysterion as they say in Greek and which was the language of the Five Gospels before being translated into Latin by the Romans –are your following?- who wanted everyone including Christians to speak the lingua franca –not French but Latin- of the whole Empire Rome being the umbilicus mundi which I will not translate so as not to scandalize minors especially those educated in Catholic Schools and particularmente –forgive my Spanish- in the Legion of Crisis schools for the rich and famous where their minds are as chaste as snow like Shakespeare would say or as Sister Angelica might exclaim “as pure as the driven snow” to describe the special purity of sellybate priests who have castrated themselves for the Kingdom of Christ (that’s what the Latin words Regnum Christi mean) as Jesus himself said in an intimate moment.

Purity being the special Charism of the Legion as bequeathed to them by their Holy Founder, Martial Maciel, who like St. Paul was ruptured up to the Seventh Heaven during one of his medication trips while he frolicked with the underage children of God in the infirmary on 677 Via Appia/Aurelia coming out of one of his stupors he asked his spiritual son “Quo Vadis?” and he replied “To get you more medications, Beloved Father” “Go in Peace” Thus blest he took his leave of the Holy Founder and made for the Salvator Mundi Hospital where swallowing his self-respect he would wheedle a refill of the controlled substance from the de-Moor nuns.

The Anals of the Legion of Christ tell many other edifying stories of the Holy Man’s struggles with the Demon Demerol which he resisted bravely in the manner of Oscar Wilde who said verbatim I can resist anything except temptation. Temptation for our holy man was also Incarnate in the form of innocent and defenseless boys under his pastoral care “Suffer the little blond children to come to me” being his constant prayer and desire…while other holy men stood by silently scratching their curly hair and letting things happen which should never have happened abandoning the sheep to the ravening wolf while they sat in their ivory palaces on the Via della Conciliazione counting their pasta, eating alla puttanesca and drinking exquisite vino Fracassati and the odd bottle of Fundador brandy gifted by the Founder as they basket amid their lavish furniture, decorations and lap dogs…