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ENGLISH-MEXICAN readers, BENE IS BACK AGAIN AFTER A LONG HI ATE US! ENGLIS-MEXICAN BLOG, Your favorite Spanglish author translator cantaor and escribidora aprobada por la Real Academy Espanyola

"Sí, soy you", as they say in Mexico lindo y querido. I learned all my Spanglish from my rebelde son, Romeo, who is currently porotesting in the Agustín Barrios of Kenosha, Whisk-on-Sin

 Así son las cosas as my husband, Mr. Solano, used to say in his best Paraguayan Spanish when he was the dictator of Paraguay, back in the day.

In his latter days, as you can see from the image, he had to ganarse la vida in Asunción playing in the city square facing the Church of Santa María de Jesús.

Sic transit gloria mundi as they used to say at the Vatican (threw in a bit of Latin to show I was educated by the Legionaries of Christ, the Mexican dis-order that vies with the Jesuits for the most vocations and riches and with the Opus Dei for the best recruiting methods).

Haste la vista, babies!

Bene Factress Reinserts herself after long High-Ate-Us

Bene Factress reinserts herself and explains long high-ate-us

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Dear Fans,

You will have been raking your brains over the past several moons because of my ausencia as they say in the language of Cervantes but now I am in a position to explain everything to your satisfaction the hiatus is all due to a herniatus in my left groin which suddenly appeared out of the blue one morning as I was practicing my Pontius Pilatus and up popped the weasel which scared the daylights out of this honorable widow who has not known man as the Bible says since the death of my dearly beloved Jose so it was certainly not a little snapper that was saying good morning to me.

I put myself in the hands of a female sturgeon because of my female condition not wanting to be touched by impure hands and involved in me too and I am glad I chose a medcine please note French word with impeccable credentials from the Sorbonne and from NIH near Washington DC home of the Grabber of Delicate Parts and she was able to pronounce a dial-knosis of free-mural hernia if you don’t mind which is important for women to know as it is inherent in our gender not to use the word hembra but as I was saying this was a femoral Herr-knee-ah and the position is different from the masculine gender to avoid the Spanish word varoom. But anyway it was a success and I am back in the saddle again without any discomfort and ready to hit the trail again with the posse.
Please excuse the explicit sexual constant in the above post.
 

!Hasta la vista babies! 

I am alive and well, Thank you very much

Dear Fans,
i want to explain in this posting why the long highateus from my previous posts.

His Holiness was Here!

 I had the privilege of a private audience with the papacy

in his private chambers at the Apostolic Annunciation in Washington, DC,

And not because I had refused to hand out marriage licences to contra-naturam or

because I had been abused by Catholic priests (well, only a little bit, and that did not qualify because it was by a nun Sister Mary Achinhead the foundress of the Daughters of the Sacred Heart of the Holy Spirit Discalcified)

And not because I had just founded a new order splinter group from Fr. Maciel's Regnum Christi promoters of the Mysterious Mysteries of the Holy Rosary, "Free at Last!"

And not because I am a staunch defender of Greek Un-Orthodox priestly celibassy

or because I organized the World Day of Families in Philadelphia to keep the masses going to mass

NO! it was because I was the mother of two sons, one an imprisoned Conscientious Objector against the war in Iraq Iran and Axles of Evil, the other a reservist who killed as many as he could in the line of duty currently hospitalized with PTSD at Veterans Administration....The Pope understands my Pain.