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Thursday, September 25, 2014

Bene Factress of the Legion of CRISIS mentions her Sensuous Legs!!!


Dear multiple personality followers,

it is my pleasure to resume my correspondence with y'all (because of my Southern tides) as summer turns into autumn and I wax poetic on my still sensuous legs that have been a source of temptation for many Legionaries of Christ who have sheepishly made me pastoral visits at my home on Rosary Drive, Emmitsburg, MD, USA, visits may I say which were approved by their spiritual directors because I am a faithful benefactress -hence my pen name- of the Work of God.

I am amazed how some unfaithful people, who may even consider themselves Catholics, continue to sniper at the Legion and its Regnum Christi Movement although there is a lot of discussion among the rancor and file about which comes first the Legion or the Regnum. This is a source of deep teleological discussions among both sets of members -or one set depending on your point of view.  Hence what I am saying is that one can consider the Regnum Christi a (s)pawn of the Legion or that the Regnum Christi was in pectore of the Founder from the very beginning when he began to form groups of pubescent followers in the seminaries he was later ejected from because evil Jesuits were envious of his New Order.

I am so scandalized by people when they begrudge the Work of God its Power and the Glory when ours is a Triumphal Arche God who wants his followers to live the Gospel of Property and Prosperity and to fill the coiffeurs -forgive my French- of INTEGER HOMO and the Vatican Opere delle Religioni false so beloved by his Holiness now Saint John Paul II that his successor put a Legionary of Christ, Fr. Monsignor, Fernando Verzas Alzala as its head to insure no one would pilfer from it or chiffon off funds for the Legion's seminaries and Father Maciel's charitable works for vulnerable widows in Madrid and Cortija.

I am so incensed that I need a break to take my blood pressure medication from Obamacare. Hasta la vista babies (I am Pro-Life that is why I use the plural)