Fictional Internet Postings recovered by her son Romulo Romeo Lynch Solano
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Mrs. Malaprop meets Fr. Maciel in this very punny page for the Enlightened English speaker with a good command of Mexican and Legion/Regnum Christi life
Thursday, July 24, 2014
Cardinal Vellatio Enjoyed working with Legionaries of Crisis!
BENEFACTRESS RISES FROM THE DEAD!
Hello, dear friends and multiple followers
Benefactress is commenting on the latest developments of the Legion of Christ or Crisis since the passing of their beloved Founder Father Maciel who passed.... to a new life never speak ill of the dead as my mother would say even if he was a Dirty Rotten Scoundrel as the movie shows whose hyperactive pecker it was posthumously discovered after his death had wreaked havoc I must speak classically on Jew and Gentile no matter their age, gender, sexual orientation or religious persuasion as is written in the Book of Sonoma and Go'morra (Irish version) that he committed abominations back and forth "And if should find 10 just men -the Bible did not count women- would you spare the city, Lord?" asked Abraham the father of all believers and no longer the wandering Jew on the Gaza Strip Club.
Our man, Marvellous Maciel, the conjurer and perjurer, jugular and ventriloquist, also wanted to be the Father of a Multitude in the spirit first when he founded the order and later in the flesh which after dwelling among males decided to try his weapon among the daughters of Israel focusing latterly on Brune-Hilda Garcia the Chaste when he impersonated a CIA agent who could not reveal his identity for fear of the vengeance of Mexican Drug Cartels specifically the Michoacan Family which he feared would castrate him in an act of Christian Charity this being the principal virtue of his order which he founded to comfort the rich and afflict the poor as a modern day Hood Robin with reverse perverse psychology who in the late XX Century roamed the forest of Lomas de Chapultepec Mexico City Hoodwinking the rich and poor windows to fund his forays into orphanages where he could find vulnerable boys to groom for his sexual pleasure and for the Catholic priesthood.
But his egregious spiritual sons and daughters aided by Holy Mother the Church in the personal of his Eminence Cardinal Felasio de Paolis and the Extraordinary General Chapter, January-February 2014, had eschewed him as a depraved prick I quote ad litteram, devoid of human decency they have finally separated themselves from their Sinful Source who never gave them their charism that is specific spiritual gift and characteristic in the first place but that it came directly from God as an Immaculate Conception from the Holy Spirit Deus ex Machina as Ray Bradbury would say.
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