Q. Gee, Mommy, who was Marcial Maciel?
A. Marcial Maciel was a bad man who had no faith.
Q. Gee, Mommy, who are the Masons?
A. The Masons are bad businessmen who were friends of Marcial Maciel.
Q. Gee, Mommy, what happened to men who entered the Legion?
A. They had their brains scrambled, or were turned into robots.
Q. Gee, Mommy, why does the pope not do something to help the innocent.
A. [please consult the Second Edition of The "Gee, Mommy" Catechism]