Bene Factress Reinserts herself after long High-Ate-Us

Bene Factress reinserts herself and explains long high-ate-us

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Dear Fans,

You will have been raking your brains over the past several moons because of my ausencia as they say in the language of Cervantes but now I am in a position to explain everything to your satisfaction the hiatus is all due to a herniatus in my left groin which suddenly appeared out of the blue one morning as I was practicing my Pontius Pilatus and up popped the weasel which scared the daylights out of this honorable widow who has not known man as the Bible says since the death of my dearly beloved Jose so it was certainly not a little snapper that was saying good morning to me.

I put myself in the hands of a female sturgeon because of my female condition not wanting to be touched by impure hands and involved in me too and I am glad I chose a medcine please note French word with impeccable credentials from the Sorbonne and from NIH near Washington DC home of the Grabber of Delicate Parts and she was able to pronounce a dial-knosis of free-mural hernia if you don’t mind which is important for women to know as it is inherent in our gender not to use the word hembra but as I was saying this was a femoral Herr-knee-ah and the position is different from the masculine gender to avoid the Spanish word varoom. But anyway it was a success and I am back in the saddle again without any discomfort and ready to hit the trail again with the posse.
Please excuse the explicit sexual constant in the above post.
 

!Hasta la vista babies! 

Cardinal Vellatio Enjoyed working with Legionaries of Crisis!

BENEFACTRESS RISES FROM THE DEAD!

Hello, dear friends and multiple followers

Benefactress is commenting on the latest developments of the Legion of Christ or Crisis since the passing of their beloved Founder Father Maciel who passed.... to a new life never speak ill of the dead as my mother would say even if he was a Dirty Rotten Scoundrel as the movie shows whose hyperactive pecker it was posthumously discovered after his death had wreaked havoc I must speak classically on Jew and Gentile no matter their age, gender, sexual orientation or religious persuasion as is written in the Book of Sonoma and Go'morra (Irish version) that he committed abominations back and forth "And if should find 10 just men -the Bible did not count women- would you spare the city, Lord?" asked Abraham the father of all believers and no longer the wandering Jew on the Gaza Strip Club.
Our man, Marvellous Maciel, the conjurer and perjurer, jugular  and ventriloquist, also wanted to be the Father of a Multitude in the spirit first when he founded the order and later in the flesh which after dwelling among males decided to try his weapon among the daughters of Israel focusing latterly on  Brune-Hilda Garcia the Chaste when he impersonated a CIA agent who could not reveal his identity for fear of the vengeance of Mexican Drug Cartels specifically the Michoacan Family which he feared would castrate him in an act of Christian Charity this being the principal virtue of his order which he founded to comfort the rich and afflict the poor as a modern day Hood Robin with reverse perverse psychology who in the late XX Century roamed the forest of Lomas de Chapultepec Mexico City Hoodwinking the rich and poor windows to fund his forays into orphanages where he could find vulnerable boys to groom for his sexual pleasure and for the Catholic priesthood.
But his egregious spiritual sons and daughters aided by Holy Mother the Church in the personal of his Eminence Cardinal Felasio de Paolis and the Extraordinary General Chapter, January-February 2014,  had eschewed him as a depraved prick I quote ad litteram, devoid of human decency they have finally separated themselves from their Sinful Source who never gave them their charism that is specific spiritual gift and characteristic in the first place but that it came directly from God as an Immaculate Conception from the Holy Spirit Deus ex Machina as Ray Bradbury would say.