St. Patricks Day and Checking out Condoms in Florida

 

Hello, readers
I am writing from the luxury passenger lounge in the  Spirit Wing at BWI airpot sitting in a very comfortable armchair as I sip on what my hermanos cubanos in Miami and Gloria Esteinham call "la mentirilla" containing my favorite fix the stable of our childrens school meals Coke as in my son Romeo's  addictive movie Scarface. But anywho getting back to the meat of the subject I would like to share this experience (interrupted by a snow drift that clogged up my computer)

Because I am entering into the senior citizen sect after consulting with my Legionary of Christ spiritual director - I had to SKYPE him because he is on sebatical in Ireland his native country or origin which is another reason I have always been enamoured of Fr. X because of his strong Irish features and his gift of the gab he was like St. Kevin himself in Glenda Lock who could charm the birds out of the trees and have you at eights and nines when he was talking about his seminarians in Cheshire who needed a roof over the heads, were running out of stocks and sometimes had their inferiors freezing in the winter because the Legion could not afford to pay the heating- I headed for Florida, the sunshine sake and the refuge of all old people in Freedom, Equality and Justice except for taxes on the middle classes.

Pope Confirms Legion of Christ Charism!

[Priests sitting down some of them now old are not necessarily pedophiles but some of them could have been abused by Fr. Maciel in some way* before he died]

Dear Friends and Followers galore -being Irish-culture sensitive!,

forgive my venturing into the the religious atmosphere so close to Christmas the Feast of Consumerism as noted recently by Our Holy Father, Francis #1 in his Apostolica Exhortation. The brighter reader may have noticed the coincidence here with this document which seems to confirm that the Legion of Christ is on the right track and I will explain that in several points beginning with numero uno.

# 1 By writing an Apostolic Exhortation his Holiness is appealing for more children to enter the Apostolic Schools of the Legion of Christ. Once again we have a pope that supports the works of  Fr. Maciel hole-heartedly. Fr. Maciel it was who had the inspiration to open Apostolic Schools in the USA which had a long tradition of junior seminaries going back to the Middle Ages as it was thought that parents could not teach their children the rudimentaries of the Faith but that it needed to be done by priests who could secretly molest them without detection and not have to answer to anyone until they were found out and then could be transferred somewhere else for their own safety. The Legion perfected this practice because it was international and so instead of transferring the perpe-traitors to another state they could send them to other countries far away from American justice.

#2 Anyone who carefully reads the Apostolication can see that the pope is also confirmed George Bush's and the Legion's treacle down theory which is not as sticky as at first glance because we need to interpret the document according to the mind of the legislator in this case the pope who is from Argentina and has a lot of the local savoy fare or the furbizia of his Italian ancestors who came from Italy before he was born. This is precisely what Fr. Maciel and the Legion have been teaching for decades in contradiction of the Theology of Liberation which communist priests were teaching in Brazil and had to be stopped by popes in previous recyclicals. In other words the pope clearly supports the rich because they can give money to the poor and so as St. Thomas Aquinas thought the end justifies the means.

#3 has not occurred to me yet but I am working on it as I pray the Holy Rosary here in Emmitsburg, MD, the seat of the Sister Elizabeth Ann Seaton -she kept her seat on all the time- and go about sanctifying my daily activities such as cleaning the house, washing the clothes and preparing breakfast for my ungrateful son, Romulo, who just sits around the house on his duff when he is not protesting outside what used to be the former White House in Lafayette Square, Washington, DC, USA

"Look at the vista, baby", as Randy Arnold used to say.
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* The New Orthodox Catholic Encyclopedia teaches us that abuse can be of many species: spiritual, emotional, physical -just eating rice and beans- psychological, psycho-social, psychosomatic, or the unmentionable which begins with an "S" -like Fr. Maciel's personal charism "Please help me, I fell down and I have a pain in my lower tummy!"

Gandhi Wasn't such a Dandy

Gandhi exploited young women in his entourage


Just been scandalized by the posting by the blogger of note, fervent Legion of Christ father without children, irishmexican43 who has been known to promote the Christian Values espoused by the Consecrated Senoritas and Senoritos of the Rein-in Christy

The blogger quotes at length from a recent article of faith by an Indian or the Asian denomination different from Sister Kateri Hiawatha the new native saint who died at the the hands of IRAquois during the tracker period of American history before the white man had tamed the savages living in the woods without Tiger.

As as advanced Catholic lay woman who does not get laid I am thoroughly shocked by this article and may have to take the authoress to the Catholic Defamation League to have her mouth washed and her quill blunted with methods similar to those used by the CIA and its watermen.

I feel defiled by how the well intentioned actions of the holy emancipator of the Asian Indian people is so iniquitously interpreted by this Indian feminist hussy who is set on debunking the defunct leader of Non-Violence whom she says had his shadowy side a la Carl Gustav Young and his theory of the two sides of the moon or Eve as the case may be.

As I rip by garments without revealing too much a la Cyly Mire-Us or other garment malfunction I raise my voice to condemn this baseless calumny against such an august figure -although it is fall!- and call upon my thousands of readers to protest before their local Indian Embassy in a non violent way to force -peacefully- the author to eat her words.

Yes, Bene Factress is a Satire!

 


Thank you, friend, for finally getting it.



Bene says,
Sorry for being so supple.
I did not want to admit that my son, Romeo, had helped to publish me post-humorously. I kept it a dark secret in the secrecy of the confessional only my confessor, the Jesuit bishop -no not the new Pope- kept hidden in his bosom together with the confessional secrecy act that was professed by the Legionaries, especially by my own favorite padre, Fr. Antonio Banderass, during decades when he was under the influence of Saint Marshall E. Maciated by the private vow, vow of secrecy but not really rather a vow of charity never to criticize the actions of your superior being not even after death and being revealed to be an utter fraud -but I can't say this because I am still in Dante's Purgatorio and a fervent member of the Rice Crispies, consecrated to the 3rd degree as a widow living in chastitty and with a mantilla over my head blessed by pope John Paul II of happy memory thanks to the Papal Audience that Noo-s-throw Padre provided for me and my 90-year-old mother who was also incorporated into the Kingdom of benefactresses for the privilege of kissing his holy roman hands. How can people be so reckless as to erasure the fond memory of a man who did so much good for the Church, staffing it with cookie- cutter priests and especially feeding the poor in Latino Americano!

Legion of Crisis Bene Factress is a Book you can buy!

at the risque of staging the oblivious the blogger would like to draw(ers) your attention to Mrs. Malaprop's Internetecine writing in book form with the Amazons ladies to be found on the linkette-female for link

Here

Mrs. Malaprop Comments on Currant Events!

Perhaps, Mrs. Malaprop, alias Legion of Christ Benefactress, should begin commenting on currant events that happen around us in the world we are living in
Beginning with the Republican Conventional in Tampon, Florida,
where fat pundits and governors are unleashing their venomosity while clapping their hands together -a favorite American pastime- with all the delicates who have flocked to the land of the flamingos in search of political irrelevance as the media  -Spanish "las medias"- seeks to stir up another storm in a Tea Cup Party just like Isaac New Ton currantly lashes New Orleans the land of jazz and pizzazz with a little bit of French thrown in for good measure on this beautiful summer-end Wash DC day

Mrs. Malaprop, alias Bene, Just visited the Sacre Blue Coeur Church in Paris

what a wonderful experience to trek to the top of the hill from my third rate hotel in the Mount Martyrs area of Gay Paris through the clobbered streets, the little shops, the bread shops and the pastry shoppes i think they call them "bowl-on-jerrys" and "pastiches" and the quaint little squares that are not always square and which the French people just call places as if there was nothing special about them and there is because they are so nice where you can sit down at the open air cafe and order your Cafe con Leche with a big baguette and some really smelly cheeze and maybe even a glass of wine if you are not a member of the abstinence guild. Finally after going through several places and turning many corners I came upon the explanade and right there in front of my eyes rearing its spires into the blue sky was the Sacre Coeur like a white apparatus climbing up a staircase into the air something like SnowWhite's Palace without the ugly queen I thought I had died and gone to heaven and it features Adoration of the Blessed Sacrament, day and night -reminds me of that old song by Francesco Sinatra!

to be continued.