Public Awaiting with Baited and Breathless Breath the Publication

of my former soirees into the niceties of the English and Spanish language for adults over the age of 18 or therabouts because of the philosophical and philological nuances of my delicacies but soon it will be here fresh off the oven press to sate your thirst and hunger for justice truth beauty and goodness gracious me. For my part I am jumping at the bit and biting at the jump as i stand in my traces before this Grand National of a publication ready to shatter all the records for booksales in annals of animals and humans Seabiscuit included as this farce will take the biscuit.
Please brush up on your Spanish more than 101, your Irish English Spanish and Mexican sayings so you can fully enjoy the benefits of my scorching mind and loquacious tongue!!!!!!!!!!

Fr. Maciel's Sexual Demands not Experienced by Legion Leadership!

Are those Fr. Maciel's sacred hands on the head of the ordinand?

"Don't you know how to do it?Leave me alone if you do not know how to alleviate my pain! Go away, you are useless to me!"



Legion Leaders are pleading Innocencia regarding the failings of the founder against the railings of liberals in the first place they knew nothing about his skullduggery and cannot be held irresponsble for his sins and Miss demeanors that have been splashed unceremoniously and without regard for his good name and that of his close relatives over the front pages of the sensationalistic press during the last year scandalizing innocent souls who do not want to hear any more about priests sexualistically abusing seminarians and nuns in Mexico, Spain, Rome, India and Indiana to mention just a smattering of places where these outages have taken place.

In their nuts shell they are saying they did not know what he was doing while he was doing what he was doing and therefore cannot be accused of pulling the sheets over his actions in bed with the seminarians or while he was enjoying his four intercourse meals with younger vulnerable and venerable Mexican victims of the female gender i dont think it mattered to him once there was some flesh on the bones...

The leadership also stated in an anonymous blog that they praised Fr. Maciel for not discriminating against his victims mostly but not exclusively white whether male or female rich or poor uncircumcised or Jew rough or Gentile as long as they got the job done. It is alleged however by unconfirmed sources that some of the leaders had fallen prey to Fr Maciel's wrath when they did not know how to service him properly:

"Don't you know how to do it?Leave me alone if you do not know how to alleviate my pain! Go away, you are useless to me!"

Fr. Owen Kearns falls on his sword for Legion

The Recent Declaration of UnRepentance from Fr. Owen Kearns, LC, PUBLISHER AND MANAGING EDITOR WITHOUT ANY QUALIFICATIONS of the National Catholic Register recommended reading for all REGNUM CHRISTI members coming clean about his calumny, detraction and other Crimes and Misdemeanors -see the Woody Allen film- has laid my mind to bedrest because we now know there are two bad guys in the Legion and Fr. Owen is taking the rap as in being the fall out guy to take the slings and arrows of outrageous readers who want to get their claws into any Legionary that will show his face outside the castle drawbridge in the middle of this de-battle of Sex, Lies and Videotape -another good movie

Bene relieved to know it was all Fr Maciel's fault

The Pedo-Phile Marcial Maciel Degollando

Bene was very happy to relieve herself after learning from the recent communicado in sacris that Fr. Maciel, Nuestor Padre, Mon Pere, Superior General ad vitam, Spiritual Director ad mortem was the soul culprit for all the evils levelled at the Legion and its Regnum Christi New Religious Movement and the latter are completely Innocent and Without Sin as the prophet Isaiah said somewhere because he did say a lot of things when he was inspired like Fr Maciel was when he wrote the constipations of the Legion when he was evidently inspired by the Holy Spirit and given a Charisma between boy and boy and one morphine shot and another...I will leave the rest to your imagination

Filthy Media attempt to Smear Pope with German excrement

    

Pope JP II courted by Fr. Maciel while alter boys smirk in the background. This photo is not the smear campaign referred to below

Because I have been so busy building a new church for the missionaries of Jesus of the Immaculate Heart of Mary Immaculate Saint Therese of Lise-aux and Saint John Vivianne this blog has been neglected and fallen into disrepute as you have probably noticed. Tonight I am here to set the record straight in this regard and draw your attention to the scurrilous and sacrilegious action of certain media that want to tar the Holy Father with the feathers of scandal so aptly described by that nummerary of catholic thought (control) Fr New House may he rest in one peace who was as is well known a stanchion defender of Fr. Maciel the " pedo -a very bad word in Spanish I am told by my handlers-  file" priest. As I was saying we are now learning that also German priests had been violating miners and that is now being brought to our attention as vigilante Christians that this was not just an American Continent - or rather incontinent - problem and the ever scandal mongering Medea has been saying that His Holiness did not do enough to clean out the filth he talked about before becoming pope when he was archduke of Munich in Germany and that he had swept it under the carpet at his episcopalian palace in the Bavarian Alps where he ha been appointed by his soon to be canonized forerunner John Paul II I love you. It is all-edged that he too did not take the proper measures of the pedophiliac priest who defiled choir boys for years and transferred him to a convent of the German Shepherds order. The Medea do not seem to have their information clear and have launched a smear campaign against the Pope without having their ducks in a row and so I personally hope they will be shown up soon for their poor reporting and rabble rousing and that any American outlets that feature this suedo item are clearly trying to bridge the gap between El  Presidente's healthy reform and the Boston Tea Parties launched by the opposition clearly a way of muddying the waters (of Boston Harbor here I am sharing an historical discursus with you in an effort to educate the public whose SOL scores have been gradually sinking to great depths of unanimity) I will stop here as I do not want to stretch or mix my metaphors and bewilder the reader with my mental dexterity.

Dedicated to my follower and special friend brother in arms who has encouraged me to publish the collection of these sermons along the lines of the great English preacher another New but not House who is on the way to sainthood for his Plain Parish Sermons

Holy Father Reebox Dirty Irish Priests

The Holy Father Reeboxed the Dirty Irish Priests, not like my hero Fr. Antonio Banderas who is pure as the driven snow that we have experienced here on the East Coast and at Our Lady of Mount Seton Seminary in Baltimore dioceses where many a former Legionary seminarian or priest has sought refuge not always successfully previously but presently yes because the Archbishop OBrien is very "cult conscious" as it is said nowadays

Bene's New Legionary Poster Boy

I have been misinformed about a TV cleavage of the Legion of Christ Novitiate in Connecticut USA
and was overwhelmed at the sight of so many whilte or mostly white with the exception of the brown person from Venezuela with clean shaven faces impeccable hair styles smart clergy collars and jet black cassocks. The star of the show was a budding Robert Redford but Catholic and believing in the pope and Jesus and church of latter day saints spawned by Fr. Maciel's charism inspired by the Holy Spirit and approved by Holy Mother Church and Mother Angelica. My reseach team has been unable to find a updated photo of my new heart-throb and I have to use one of the many available of the Fox News Analyst and General Commentator, Fr. Jonathan Maurice Chevalier while my over paid and under worked staff finds the proper image